Glacial Erratics

Office of Global Propaganda

January 21, 2003

New White House Office Coordinates Global Communications

I've been trained. Everything the White House does these days my reaction is the same: I wonder "Don't these guys read? Don't they know that their actions are just the same as the evil fascists in the history books, and the fiction books, and the movies and on TV and, well, everywhere?"

It started for me with the creation of the Department of Homeland Security. Duh. Homeland. Racists and paranoid people have homelands.

And now, just looking around that website, I find the Citizen Preparedness Guide with self protection, reporting and shrubbery pruning advice all in lovely red, white and blue.

I realize I'm late entering the game here, but still...

Or maybe I'm just being naive, but I'm relatively certain that the naivety is what encourages striving for a better life and prevents me from closing and locking the doors, trimming the shrubs, and staring out the windows at my neighbors, wondering if that smoke is a barbeque or a bomb.

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On January 22, 2003 02:58 AM sabrina said:

[little billy]: My dad says that the united states of america is an imperialist nation. Is this true?

[1950's voiceover man]: Why, of course not, Billy. And that's why the OGC is here, to convey the TRUTH about america and the goals we share with people EVERYWHERE

[little billy] Golly, OGC man, what can *I* do to spread America's Message to the World?

[1950's voiceover man]: Well, billy, let's ask this French diplomat, he'll tell you...[filmstrip melts]

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